dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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