ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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