The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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