remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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