Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
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This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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