i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
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I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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