Well apparently he's into motor boating.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
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you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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