Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
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John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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