he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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