Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
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The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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