What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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