Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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