If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
honey bunches of taint.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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