At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Non-Jews are for practice
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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