what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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