question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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