honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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