dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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