grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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