I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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