In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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