It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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