mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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