she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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