Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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