i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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