Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize