All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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