i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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