i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?