According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS