thus making me awesome and them whores
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Never joke about your clitoris.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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