haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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