I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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