That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
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I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
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If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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