your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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