with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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