butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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