just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Your cock deserves a montage
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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