So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
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Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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