I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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