Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
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