Nicole vs. Life
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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