You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
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Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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