She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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