I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
NoShamevember. You game?
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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