He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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