Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
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Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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