he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
When are your genitals available?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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