I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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