"it" just moved
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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