is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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