i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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