We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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