I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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