i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
