i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
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