I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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